I still have money in my “restaurant” envelope… can I buy you dinner?
Would you like to dance? I’d love to show you my Baby Steps.
Why am I nervous about talking to you? Because you’re better than I deserve.
Allow me to introduce myself… I am “borrower,” and you must be “lender.”
Good thing I just got term-life insurance… because I saw you and my heart stopped!
You can’t spell Financial Peace University without U and I.
I’ve already kicked Sallie Mae out. Want to take her place?
I just bought a bass boat with cash… and it’s a good thing, because you’re quite a catch!
I’m not mortgage interest baby… don’t write me off.
The good news? I’m debt free. The better news? I’m also date free.
What would you say if I asked you out? (response: No.) That’s not good enough.
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haha! I love the second to last one, especially when he also said, "and you're going to stay that way!"
Thank you! You are such an inspiration.
Codi from HSS
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